Bahamas Blog

The corrupt Bahamas Police force wants all Bahamians to be as corrupt as the cops. That's the message I get as I see the cops continue to set a bad example for Bahamians by continually violating the law and perpetuating unethical, even criminal behaviour.

How many cop cars do you see parked outside small hotels and apartment buildings, while the officers (some on duty) are inside engaging in extra-marital affairs.

Answer: Too damned many!

How about the recent scandal involving an MP caught in the act while engaging the services of a Jamaican prostitute, right outside the hotel that the cops were to have shut down for prostitution.

The hotel is a block away from the Fort Charlotte police station. Don't tell me a police officer isn't involved in that prostitution ring. Yet, top cops do nothing to crack down on the rogue officer behind it.

The police pulled off a well-publicized bust, just to get the PR brownie points, but they continue to allow the illegal activities to occur while turning a blind eye.

The head of the Fort Charlotte station is either corrupt or incompetent. Fire him!

And why haven't the police released the name of the MP who was caught in such a compromising position. We employee the MP, he works for us, he was in a vehicle that we pay for, and even the top cops are our employees.

When I ask an employee a question, I expect an answer, and I expect my employees to inform me of indiscretions and ethical violations on the part of other employees.

Isn't that exactly what we pay the police for?

Where the hell do the cops get off hiding information from the public. Police reports are public information. Don't let any of our incompetent lawyers tell you differently.

The ONLY reason that the cops can withhold information from the public is when releasing the information might jeopardize a police investigation.

Telling us the name of the adulterous, unethical piece of crap that was whoring around the hooker the hotel does not compromise any investigation, especially when the police have said they are not even investigating the incident.

Yet a police report HAD to have been made out, and the public has a right to that report. By law!

Then why is the name of the piece of crap MP being hidden from the public by both the corrupt cops and the "wutless" media?

I have aright to know when one of my employeess have gone astray. I don't want an adulterous jackass representing me in parliament. I do not feel that an adulterous jackass can make decisions that reflect my best interests.

I demand to know the name of my employee who was using a government-assigned car to violate the law.

And I want him fired.

If the police or the media get in the way, then they are supporting and condoning illegal, unethical behaviour, and that, in a nutshell, is why this country is falling apart.

What do you thinkl?

The Bahamas Ministry of Tourism is delighted and the Immigration Department is working overtime. Why?

They are trying to keep up with the tremendous increase in the number of prostitutes heading to The Bahamas for legal advice from the "Mystery MP".

A senior Member of The Bahamas Parliament was caught by police in the parking lot of a recently closed whorehouse on Bay Street in Nassau. It was 2:00 in the morning when the underwear clad politician was discovered in the car with a 23-year-old Jamaican girl, believed to be a prostitute.

The MP, who has yet to be named by the cowardly Bahamian press, has told officials that he was merely "advising a client", who just happened to be a Jamaican prostitute.

He feels he wasn't doing anything wrong because lawyers can meet with their clients , "anytime, anyplace".

Newly appointed Bahamas Minister of Tourism, Vincent Vanderpool-Wallace is said to be delighted to have discovered a whole new avenue for tourist dollars... Legal advice for prostitutes.

The Ministry of Tourism is working frantically with their ad agency to develop an entire new ad campaign around this hot new market.

The only question now, is whether the Immigration Department, already overburdened with Haitian immigrants, can keep up with the influx of prostitutes coming to The Bahamas for "legal advice."

Just for the record, and for any dummies who stumble upon this blog, this particular post is satire.

The FNM government of The Bahamas is apparently too afraid of a union backlash to do what it should do... arrest the BTC union leaders for their criminal actions when they blocked Bay Street in an effort to extort the government.

What the union did, by blocking traffic and disrupting society, is against the law.

But the FNM government is afraid to arrest the union leaders because all hell will break loose around here. The union would go on strike, other unions would join them, and the entire country would shut down.

In other words, the entire nation of The Bahamas is being held ransom by criminally-minded union leaders whose gangster-like actions should have landed them in Fox Hill long ago.

In just one week, these particular union thugs have disrupted traffic in Nassau and Grand Bahama, while other unions thugs have fire-bombed the house of a Morton Salt executive in Inagua.

The government needs to get control of these unions, even if means jailing the union leaders who are instigating these illegal activities.

This is so funny!

Despite the best efforts of the Bahamian message board mafia to marginalize this website, we still the kings of the Bahamian Internet.

Need proof?

Take a look at this post on the mafia's own message board...

http://www.bahamasissues.com/showthread.php?t=17198

FIVE pages about this website. FIVE pages!

Some user (Bahamian) on this site, posted what appears to be duplicate posts from the Bahamas Issues site. Probably because the person was tired of the childish "island mentality" of the BI crowd and was looking for a more mature discussion of those particular topics.

Well, someone on Bahamas Issues found out (hmmm, they must have been surfing this site against the mafia's rules) and whined about it. Next thing you know, they've got five pages of posts about this website.

Never mind that most of the posts are uncomplimentary, what do you expect from the very people we banned from this site.

Remember, it's not what people say, it's what they talk about. And Bahamas Issues members can't stop talking about this site.

What that shows is that this site is still the most powerful blog/message board in the country. Everyone on BI pretends to dis this site, yet every day, they all visit just to see what we might be saying.

We get over 3,500 visitors per day. Not visits, UNIQUE VISITORS!

Of course, none of them ever post, because doing so would get them blacklisted by the criminal mafia that controls Nassau.

But, I can't tell you how pleased I am to know that all I have to do is fart and the whole damn country runs up to get a sniff.

We still the kings of the Bahamian Internet and the Number 1 Bahamas Blog in the world.

The media is full of bad news about the Caribbean. Crime is up, the economy is down, brain drain is stifling social development and economic stability is maintained only by over-sized, environmentally destructive, land grabbing developers.

But what is the biggest problem facing the region?

Corrupt leaders, that's what.

I know, I know, there I go railing about corruption again.

But truthfully, corruption is the number one problem in The Bahamas and in the Caribbean - (maybe in the world).

Check this out...

This is what corrupt leaders do.

The corrupt leaders of the tiny Caribbean island nations cavort about the world, attending "functions, meetings and celebrations" while the people in their countries struggle to make ends meet.

Too much of the budgets of these impoverished nations is squandered on meetings, commissions and committees of pompous, elitist politicians (and their cronies) entertaining themselves at the taxpayer's expense.

This is the same attitude that made Perry Christie's PLP so ineffective.

Time for Caribbean leaders to stop partying and patting each other on the back and start earning their inflated salaries by serving the people they work for.

What do you think?